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		<title>Dave Barry&#8217;s colonoscopy journal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I called my friend, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, he showed me a color diagram of the Colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Manchester. Then he explained the colonoscopy procedure to me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Christian Social Council disgusts me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, you&#8217;ve probably read about the child pornography ring that has been brought to justice, and the Christian Social Council that stood back and didn&#8217;t do a fucking thing to intervene, when they could have done so MONTHS, NAY YEARS!! ago. If they did their homework and follow-ups like ALL social workers should, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nightswimming</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: Some names have been changed to protect (myself from) others (who will most likely try to sue me for sharing this). I’m sommer going to use the names of the Charlie’s Angels actresses. I would use the character names, but speaking fondly of a Dylan or an Alex might give y’all the wrong idea. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If film was a religion, who would be its god?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: Just so you know, this post is not funny at all. This is my blog and I’m talking to myself about movies. Feel free to skip. There are thousands of religions in this tiny world of ours. It is the opiate of the masses after all. Instead of going into a brief exploratory paragraph [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where astronauts hang out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 14:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Unseen Sea</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A track that resonates with the listener. The Unseen Sea, set to Nick Cave, Mary&#8217;s song. Gorgeous, isn&#8217;t it?]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m proud to be this oke&#8217;s son</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Editing copy for my dad&#8217;s website. People would always ask what my dad does for a living, and i can never give a clear answer, purely because i don&#8217;t know, or rather, i&#8217;m too stupid to explain it. Here&#8217;s a short profile of my dad and his experiences, i know I&#8217;m biased, but you&#8217;ve got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Pimp-Named-Slickback</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2005, I went to the New Orleans Mardi Gras, mere months before Katrina fucked it up for everyone. I was there for a week, and trust me when I say that I have enough stories from that week to entertain you for an entire evening, but there is one story in particular that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fountains of Hein</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 08:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blind Kid I share a birthday with one of my best friends, Hein. Well, almost, he was born on the 14th of February, and the doctor yanked my lazy ass clear of my mom three hundred and sixty three days earlier, or rather, on the 16th of February of the previous year (provided it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I love me some surrealism</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SenorBlinky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DesignersCouch: The Surreal Paintings of Vladimir Kush]]></description>
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